Pretty lame really...
If I were grading them I'd probably give them a... D?
The simplicity really does lend itself to mutilation though, and of course I already have a template prepared.
I'm taking requests... feel free to post your ideas in the comments and I'll upload them here for all to see.
UPDATE: Here's one inspired by the good folks over at IMAO:
Change that splatters... love that line.
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