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Is Obama Trapped In A Marxist Bubble?

Stick Figure Logic

Best T-Shirt Design Evah?

Hotel Porn

A joke from my Inbox:

Being a modest man, when I checked  into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk "I hope the  porn channel in my room is disabled."

To which she replied, "No, it's  regular porn, you sick bastard." 

Hat tip to Dawson.

Bomb The Bass "Milakia"

Feeling kind of melancholy today... like this:

Not necessarily a bad thing though. I kinda like it.

The Last Best Hope

Great music, great soundbites, great quotes, great timing, and The Great Communicator... I'd say this clip is pretty damn great, wouldn't you?

Hat tip to Ben Howe, who has some other videos that are worth checking out if you've got a sec.

Quote Of The Day: Thomas Jefferson On Redistribution Of Wealth

Ok Go "White Knuckles"

Found this little gem over at Where Are My Keys? today.

All the Ok Go videos are like this, super creative, fun and funky, perfectly choreographed, and usually filmed in a single take. And dogs rock, so this one is a win win.

If you like this one check out their YouTube channel.

EXIT QUESTION: Is it just me, or does this sound like Prince circa "Sign Of The Times"?

P.S. Did you spot the goat?

Democrats Unveil New Logo

Pretty lame really...

 

If I were grading them I'd probably give them a... D? 

The simplicity really does lend itself to mutilation though, and of course I already have a template prepared.

I'm taking requests... feel free to post your ideas in the comments and I'll upload them here for all to see.

UPDATE: Here's one inspired by the good folks over at IMAO:

Change that splatters... love that line.

MORE AFTER THE JUMP!

A Really Big Sale... It's Huge Hugh!

Saw this on the way in to work today:

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Wonder if it's today onlee, or if they'll be having more salez in tha neer fucher? 

McDonald's Introduces New Obama Themed Menu

Oak Brook, IL: McDonald's Corp. (Nasdaq: MCD) is introducing a new Obama themed Menu at it's chain of more than 30,000 fast food restaurants.  The "McChange Menu" features 30 popular items and allows customers to order anything they like with the person in line behind them being charged for it.  McDonald's president Jan Fields cited market research indicating a majority of Americans now believe this is the fairest way to pay for things in today's economy.

Professor Obama's Lesson Plan Was Dedicated To Satan?

Half A Million

Today this little blog of mine crossed the 500,000 pageview milestone, and I would like to take this opportunity to thank some of those who've made this little achievement possible:

• Thanks to President Barack Obama Barry Soetoro for creating a huge legion of people who are getting tired of being lied to.
• Thanks to the MSM/DNC Cabal who refuse to report anything contrary to the agenda, unintentionally sending most of those truth seekers to blogs like mine.
• Thanks to Rose McGowan, Robin Meade and Denise Milani and all the other lovely ladies in my Babes section, for bringing in untold thousands of visitors who've then clicked through to explore the rest of the site, hopefully picking up a kernel of right thinking along the way.
• Thanks to Al Gore for creating the absurd myth of global warming that allowed my chart to become one of the top images on Google for the topic.
• Thanks to my man cave, especially the home theater, for being totally awesome and attracting tens of thousands of web surfers.
• Thanks to whatever cosmic mystery created today's unusual surge in traffic, making it the biggest day my blog ever had.  I'm on track to top 5,000 today, more than double my average.
• And last, but not least, a heartfelt thanks to all my regular readers, lurkers, commenters and all the good people in my blogroll list to the right.  Without your interest this little soire would have been called off at 50,000 hits.

Now, how to celebrate? ... Perhaps I'll go out for steak and then retire to the man cave.

Quote Of The Day: Ben Stein On Obama's Hypocrisy

"Fathom the odd hypocrisy that Obama wants every citizen to prove they are insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens." -Ben Stein

September 11th

Rest & Relaxation

First three day weekend I've had in... months?  A year?  I don't even get that many two day weekends. So today I:

• Opened all the windows and let the 68° breezes blow through the house.
• Read a book in my awesome massage recliner.
• Admired the beautiful blue skies and fluffy white clouds from said recliner.
• Took a nap in the recliner.
• Watched TV... from my couch.
• Played fetch with my dog.
• Took my daughter to dinner at Smokey Bones and had a delicious filet mignon.
• Went to Cold Stone Creamery for some gourmet ice cream.

And now I'm about to finish off the evening in my home theater.  Quantum of Solace?  Braveheart?  Finish watching the last Matrix movie?  Hmm... tough choice.

Tomorrow I'm going to try twice as hard to do nothing.  Hope your weekend is just as productive.

Black Tea Party Members Debate Liberals On 8/28

He got put down pretty hard, but you've got to admire him for having the guts to wade in there and give it a shot. 

LOL Of The Day: The Religion Of Liberalism

"In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure." -Ann Coulter

No Dad City

I just stumbled across this brilliant satirical piece by Fenris Badwulf over at Mitchieville from 2006. 

Here in South Central Scarborough, we find that utopian perfection that is life in the city that Political Correctness built. Here, when we apply the figures from pre-Katrina New Orleans, eighty percent of the households are single parent families on social assistance, and ninety percent of people on social assistance are people of color.

Lesbian feminists gloat over the matriarchal culture that has taken root in South Central. This city of village people is proof that men are not needed to raise children, that men are not really needed for society. Everything is just fine. Activist Matriarchal Women control and direct a vibrant culture that is studied by lesbian scientists and where lesbians visit to find love, companionship, hope, and sire offspring.

They call this place No Dad City. There are no Dads here. Children appear like magic, and are raised by a community of mothers, aunts, teachers, tutors, social workers, and parole officers. All the males call each other brother, because in a matriarchy, nobody knows who their father is. There are no men here, instead, they call them boi. The boi live carefree lives, introduced to a culture more rich and valuable than any that exists on the planet. At home, at school, and on the streets they are guided by matriarchal hands into the culture of hip hop, of ebonic poetry, of dance, of all things that entertain, please, and procreate matriarchal culture.

Great stuff.  Be sure to go read the rest.  Glad to see that Mark Steyn isn't the only right thinking Canadian.

Another Day, Another Obama White House Flip Flop Unreported By The Media

This is getting to be so routine I'm not even sure why I'm posting it...  Oh yeah, it's four in the morning, I can't sleep, and I have nothing better to do.  That's why.

"...as candidate Obama said, adding 20,000 men and women would improve the security situation" -White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs 2010

"This surge concept is, in fact, no different from what we have repeatedly tried, but with 20,000 troops we will not -- in any imaginable way be able to accomplish any new progress." -Barack Obama 2007

"I am absolutely confident that Iraq will form a national unity government that will be able to sustain that country." -Joe Biden 2010

"Not in our lifetime [...] will there be a unity government in Baghdad that has the confidence of all the Iraqi people, able to maintain security, provide opportunity and have a stable unity government. It will not happen." -Joe Biden 2007

The MSM/DNC Cabal continues to circle the wagons around the "almost pluperfect" Obama.