Woody's Place

Leather Hands "Vertical Lines"

Most critics tout Michael Jackson's "Thriller" as the best music video ever made, but I think we may have a new contender... 

Great tune, great casting, great camera work... It's got everything you can ask for right?

Hat tip to Where Are My Keys.

Elections Have Consequences

Iowahawk: The Infocom Version Of Obama's Presidency

Iowahawk brings us a text adventure transcript ripped right off President Obama's floppy disk!

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. YOU ARE BORED. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>GIVE RESET BUTTON TO RUSSIA, BUY CAR COMPANIES

HOW MANY CAR COMPANIES?

>2

THIS WILL COST $85 BILLION OF GOLD. YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU HAVE 2 CAR COMPANIES. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THEM?

>GIVE TO UNIONS

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 67%. UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST IS 8.1% WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>STIMULATE ECONOMY

HOW?

>$1 TRILLION TARP

YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GOLD FOR THAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>BORROW GOLD

FROM?

>CHINA

WHO DO YOU WANT GOLD TO GO TO?

>BANKING AND INSURANCE FRIENDS

Be sure to click over and read the whole thing.  Priceless... at least if you were a big geek in the 80's like me.  I can remember playing these text adventure games at the library before I had a computer, then I'd print a transcript on the dot matrix and take it home to strategize my next adventure session. 

Good times...  I really miss Infocom.   

Atomic Humor

An ion walks into a bar and says "I think I left an electron here last night." The bartender asks "Are you positive?"

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

An electron walks into a bar, slumps down on the stool and starts moaning about how bad a day he has had. The bartender says, "Cheer up buddy. Stop being so negative."

Bill Whittle's "What We Believe" Part 1

Found this over at Hot Air, and all I can say is brilliant, absolutely brilliant.  Can't wait to see part two!

I'm also Facebooking this... as I've got some relatives who are pseudo-marxists and maybe this will finally make a dent. 

UPDATE: Bill uploaded part two today.

UPDATE: Part three of this series is now available.  Keeps on getting better!

UPDATE: Part four is now up. 

UPDATE: Part five has arrived.

So, George Bush And Obama Are Riding On A Train...

Sitting together on a train was Barack Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young voluptuous blond girl.

The train goes into a pitch black tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud SLAP! When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand-print on his cheek... but NO ONE speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blond in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blond girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady instead and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: That felt good... I can't wait for another tunnel!

Communists, Marxists And Socialists Rally To Obama's Banner

October 2nd, 2010, Washington DC:

I, for one, am not surprised... The only thing that does surprise me is that the fiction of a centrist Democrat party still lingers on.  "One Nation" under Marx, with equality of tyranny for all.  

Quote Of The Day: Theodore Roosevelt On Immigration

Glenn Beck Explains Obama

Glenn Beck had a really eye opening segment last night, and I thought it deserved to be posted on YouTube for future reference.

Glenn and his guest Dinesh D'Souza dissect Obama's family history and past associations in an attempt to understand the President's political philosiphy.

PART 2