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Anti-Obama Sticky Note Campaign

Some people on Facebook created a grass roots campaign to blanket our communities with Post-It-Notes to remind the public how much things have changed (for the worse) since President Obama took office.

I love the idea, but I'm not the kind of guy who hand writes a whole pad of sticky notes, so I made use of technology to create a few designs and a nifty template to align an entire sheet of sticky notes for printing.

   

So join in the fun folks!  It's as easy as 1,2,3:

1. Download the blank template and print it out.
2. Place the sticky notes on the template and load it in your printer.
3. Download the design of your choice above and print it onto the notes six at a time!

You can stick these on the gas pump, the shelf at the grocery store, the ATM machine, the windshield of a car with pro-Obama bumper stickers, or just about anyplace where people might see it and take a moment to reflect on what a colossal failure Hope & Change has been for the nation.

Got an idea for another note design?  Post it here in the comments section, and maybe I'll create a design for it and make it available here for download.

Have fun.

Hat tip to The Blaze and Stop Shouting.

The Cardigans "Erase/Rewind"

YouTube is really handy for finding all those cool videos that came out after MTV stopped playing music.

Love this band.  I like a lot of bands with female singers actually... Why is that?  Hmm... something Freudian I'm sure.  Or perhaps it's because the chick singers are hawt?

Obama's Birth Certificate Is A Photoshopped Fake?

O.M.G.

 

UPDATE: National Review's Nathan Golding says it's not a fake, and has scanned documents with similair results.  Evidently the OCR (optical character recognition) feature of Adobe picks out all the letters it recognizes and puts them into groups, then creates other layers for various squiggles and such.

Obama Finally Releases His Birth Certificate

Washington, DC:

"After two and a half years of controversy, Obama finally released his long form birth certificate, and apologized to Americans for not being more forthcoming and wasting their time with an issue that should have been taken care of during his campaign."

By the way, that's not a real news quote up there, but it should be.  Instead of skewering Obama for his obfuscation on this, the media (and many Republicans) will use it to once again heap ridicule and scorn on the people who were just asking for this one simple thing all along.

Kate Middleton, Her Royal Highness, Princess Of Wales... Rocking A Sexy Bikini

I figured I should post something in honor of the Royal Wedding, so here goes:

Does that work for you guys?

Prince William really scored... Hope they have a happier marriage than his parents did.

The Redneck And The Game Warden

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden as he readied to drive his boat away from the lake.

The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?"

"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't been fishin, these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish??"

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they jump right back into my bucket and I take 'em home."

"Now you and I both know that's bullshit, so I'm going to have to give you a citation."

The redneck said, "It's the truth, warden. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!"

"We DO, now, do we?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" 

The redneck proceeded to pour the bucket of the fish out into the lake then stood back and waited.  After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"

"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

The redneck just gave the warden a sly grin and asked "Whut fish?"

Happy Earth Day... Douchebags

I was going to post a message to all the naive liberal do-gooders, but George Carlin put it better than I could ever hope to.

Boom.  Winning!

Obama, Commander In Chief? Not So Much...

Man Cave Update

It's been a long time since my original man cave post, and we've acquired some new stuff and done some redecorating, so I figured I'd take some snaps and try posting some panoramic photos.

Although there are a few artifacts and jaggies if you look closely, I think the panoramas came out decent, and they give you a pretty good feel for the space. 

Tax Day Reality Check

According to IRS's own figures from 2008, the top 10% of earners are carrying 69% of the tax burden, while the bottom 50% pay only 2.7%. Yet some people keep saying these folks at the top "aren't paying their fair share"?

If these people really wanted fairness they'd advocate for a flat tax, where we all pay the same percentage no matter how much or how little we earn, but they don't really want fairness... they want to keep buying votes with somebody else's money.

Fairness in the tax code should be about how much we all PAY, not about how much some people have left over that we can further redistribute.

Chicago School Bans Homemade Lunches

From President Obama's hometown (go figure):

A Chicago school has banned homemade lunches to protect students from their parents' bad choices, the Chicago Tribune reports.

But students at the kindergarten-through-8th grade Little Village Academy say they are often forced to go hungry because school lunches are so bad.

Principal Carmona says only kids who have a medical excuse are allowed to bring their own food. "Nutrition wise, it is better,” she told the paper. “It's milk versus a Coke.”

What struck me is that this is so emblamatic of the typical Democrat approach to every problem:

• You WILL eat our healthy lunch, it's for the greater good.  Your taste and preference is irrelevant.
• You WILL use our eco-friendly lightbulbs, it's for the greater good.  If you won't we'll just ban the old ones outright.
• You WILL pay more for gas or get a "green" vehicle, it's for the greater good.  If you don't we'll keep interfering with domestic oil exploration and let the price of oil keep shooting up until you have no choice but to comply. 
• You WILL pay tax dollars to bail out the UAW, it's for the greater good.  Especially for us come election time.
• You WILL pay 60% in taxes, it's for the greater good.  Unless you are a typical Democrat voter, then you will likely get more back than you pay in taxes, but don't you dare call it welfare!
• You WILL make home loans to people with bad credit, it's for the greater good.  Then when the stock market finally chokes on the trillions of mortgage backed securities we made you create we'll still blame you for it.
• You WILL pay tax dollars to fund abortions, it's for the greater good.  If you dare to disagree we'll say your against women's health screenings. 

Reminds me of that political spectrum chart I posted awhile back.  Democrats are always pushing us towards some fascist system where all our choices are made for us, yet they pretend we're the ones akin to the Nazi's. 

Summer Glau

My Windows Media Center DVR just led me to discover the new SyFy TV show Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, which in turn led me to discover the enchanting Summer Glau:

Summer plays Cameron, a cyborg sent from the future to protect the young John Connor.  Future cyborg designers created her specifically to appeal to young men Connors age... and evidently to crusty middle age dudes like myself.

Ann Barnhardt Takes On Islam And Wussified Republican Lindsay Graham

OMG. This chick is all kinds of awesome. 

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Don't miss part two where she actually burns pages from the Koran and gives her full name and address for any Jihadi's (or First Ammendment challenged politicians) who want to "come get some". 

"...bacon makes the best Koranic bookmark."

Hope nothing happens to her.  She just drew a big dotted "cut here" line across her throat for a few millions jihadis.  Talk about a soft target!  Hope she's packing.

Hat tip to Third World County.

Obama's Scalp Scars Explained?