Too bad... It would have been cool to see two intellectual heavyweights kicking Obama & Biden around in the debates. Who are we left with? Ron Paul? Puhleeze. Daniels? Milquetoast. Romney? Maybe... or maybe not. Perry? Cain? I'm starting over, so I'm open to suggestion.
I almost forgot today was Cinco De Mayo! Let me make it up to you with an overdose of South Of The Border sex appeal courtesy Mexican actress Salma Hayek:
Salma is the daughter of a Lebanese oil executive and a Mexican Opera singer, was raised in Mexico and sent to school in Louisiana at the age of twelve.
So I checked my blog traffic after lunch today (getting close to the one million mark!) and I noticed a huge spike of Google clicks to that Nancy Pelosi babe post from awhile back:
I was mystified as to what would cause this, thinking perhaps Google had just reassinged me higher in their search rankings. Then I clicked onto The Drudge Report and noticed a photo front and center of Nancy Pelosi looking... well, a little chesty.
Mystery solved. A tiny photo of some big ole grandma cans "peeked the interest" of a few thousand horny newshounds, who naturally made their way over to my babes section. LMAO.
Obama comes in at the end of the fourth quarter to kick a field goal scoring the final point and liberals start acting like he's Tom Brady or something? Gimme a break!
I give him credit for making the call to go into Pakistan, and for keeping most of Bush's policies and National Security team in place, but that's all. This was bigger than Obama, and let's not forget that the intelligence trail that led to Bin Laden also leads right back to terrorists captured (and likely waterboarded) during the Bush administration.
Bottom line: if Obama's policies had been in place since 2004 we would never have gotten the lead that allowed us to catch up to Osama.
Since President Obama has already bestowed a respectful burial at sea to his fellow Muslim, this is only a rehtorical exercise, but I thought it might allow some of us a final opportunity to vent at Bin Laden. Even imaginarily and posthumously it's bound to be both cathartic and entertaining.
So, what do you think we should have done to Bin Laden's remains? Here are few of my suggestions:
Wrapped in bacon, cremated, ashes mixed into porcelain powder, cast into a toilet, then the Bin Laden Memorial toilet is installed in a ground floor unisex guest lavatory of the new Freedom Tower at Ground Zero in New York.
Finely minced, mixed with ground pork, then slowly sprinkled from a B2 bomber cruising at 40,000 feet to rain down all over the Middle East.
Preserved Lenin style and put on display at the Smisthonian in Washington as a permanent example to all future Bin Laden's as to what fate awaits them if they attack the USA.
Got any other ideas? Post 'em in the comments below! Let's see how many creative ways we could have found to dispose of this piece of human garbage.
Good riddance. I hope they mix his body parts with bacon and drop it over Mecca, but I guess since our President's middle name is Hussein that's not likely to happen.
UPDATE: Obama's speech wasn't bad, but I resent the implication that the military and CIA only began searching in earnest with the appointment of Leon Panetta. Fuck you buddy, lot's of people have been risking their lives for this score since back when you were a community organizer.
UPDATE: I hope somebody at Newsbusters was recording the circle jerk between George Stephanopolous and Richard Clark over at ABC (All Barack Channel). They went out of their way to make it sound like Obama flew the chopper in and personally pulled the trigger on Bin Laden. Shameless.
UPDATE: The media has shown the crowd reaction at The White House and at Ground Zero, but what I'd really like to see is the crowd reaction at Guantanamo Bay. LOL.
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