After being married for forty years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a tiny black and white TV, but I got to go to bed every night with a hot twenty three year-old girl.
Now… I have a seven hundred thousand dollar home, a forty five thousand dollar car, a nice big bed with a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a sixty three year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife, being a reasonable woman told me to go out and find a hot twenty three year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed watching a tiny black and white TV.”
As a 69 year old I can identify with this one and it is a classic. Naturally, my wife would tell me the same thing. I guess I have to visit this site more often.
Posted by: Ralph Shol | January 07, 2012 at 09:01 PM
Ha Ha HA!!
I told my wife that when she turns 40, I am turning her in for two 20 year olds.
Posted by: O'Shea Shenanigans | January 09, 2012 at 01:20 PM