I have just come to the conclusion that Fox News channel's Shannon Bream may be the cutest woman on television.
Beautiful, petite, classy, intelligent and in her "right mind" if you know what I'm saying. (I guess she reminds me of someone else I know.)
Oh yeah, and I kinda dig chicks with cute ears. She's like a sexy little elf or something, but with a high IQ and a law degree.
Hat tip to Hookers & Booze.
CORRECTION: Evidently that's not his girlfriend, it's British model Lucy Pinder. Still funny though.
The babes section here is long overdue for some freshening up, so let's start 2012 off "right" with one of my favorite conservative babes S.E. Cupp.
Thirty two year old Sarah Elizabeth Cupp hails from Carlsbad California, and graduated from Cornell University with a degree in Art History. She went on to earn a master's degree in religious studies from New York University, which is remarkable, considering she is an atheist. Then again, I guess not all atheists hold religion and religious people in contempt, just the fanatical ones. Can atheists be zealots?
I almost forgot today was Cinco De Mayo! Let me make it up to you with an overdose of South Of The Border sex appeal courtesy Mexican actress Salma Hayek:
Salma is the daughter of a Lebanese oil executive and a Mexican Opera singer, was raised in Mexico and sent to school in Louisiana at the age of twelve.
I figured I should post something in honor of the Royal Wedding, so here goes:
Does that work for you guys?
Prince William really scored... Hope they have a happier marriage than his parents did.
My Windows Media Center DVR just led me to discover the new SyFy TV show Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, which in turn led me to discover the enchanting Summer Glau:
Summer plays Cameron, a cyborg sent from the future to protect the young John Connor. Future cyborg designers created her specifically to appeal to young men Connors age... and evidently to crusty middle age dudes like myself.
This week's month's quarter's babe post is actress Vanessa Marcil.
The 43 year old California native is best know for her longtime role on General Hospital... or at least that's what it says on her IMDB profile.
Most critics tout Michael Jackson's "Thriller" as the best music video ever made, but I think we may have a new contender...
Great tune, great casting, great camera work... It's got everything you can ask for right?
Hat tip to Where Are My Keys.
I've been getting some flack for neglecting my Babes section, so without further ado here is this week's month's quarter's babe Roselyn Sanchez.
The 37 year old Puerto Rican beauty came to my attention when I recently screened Rush Hour 2 in my home theater. "DAMN! Who is DAT? OMFG she is tha HOTNESS!"
In honor of that World Cup thing I've been hearing about here is some soccer babeage.
Sheer perfection shamelessly stolen from Fountain Abbey.
I haven't done a babes post in awhile. Hmm... what to do? Maybe something classy?
Yeah, That works. Have a nice weekend fellas (and Aggie too).
Hope you all have a great weekend and a happy Easter!
For this week's babe post I decided to honor the reigning queen of right wing beauty, conservative cutie-pie and brainiac babe extraordinaire Michelle Malkin.
Always right, always adorable, Malkin is the one conservative pundit that I just can't seem to get enough of.
Malkin is the daughter of Phillipino immigrants who settled in New Jersey. She began her writing career at Oberlin college in Ohio, where she was dubbed by left wing haters as "the Eva Braun of Oberlin".
I have no idea who this chick is, but I like her style.
She's featured at the hilarious site 27bslash6.com. The filename was "tabby01.jpg", so I must asume that's her name.
I think she's just the kind of badass babe I need to shake things up around here. Maybe we'll go back to the regular bikini bimbos next week... or maybe not.
...but it sure looks warm wherever this photo was taken.
In fact, I'd say it looks smokin' hot. What do you think?
Here's a little belated Christmas present from the bountiful and beautiful Denise Milani.
Oh my. She's really got some wonderul "gifts" don't you think?
This is awesome on more than one level... Elin Nordegren Woods posing with a vintage Playboy pinball machine.
Hot chick? CHECK
Hot topic? CHECK
Pinball? CHECK
It's a trifecta! Should attract a lot of search engine traffic too. Win win.
Still can't believe he cheated on THAT. What an idiot!
P.S. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
...
Santa stops after three ho's.
After last week's disastrous babe post / joke I knew I had to come up with something special this week, so without further ado, here are lingerie models Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, and Selita Ebanks... sans lingerie.
Now... does that make up for last week fellas?
EXIT QUESTION: Which one is your favorite?
I know what you're thinking... Nancy Pelosi is the Queen of the Damned! She's a blood sucking left wing harpie! What the heck is Woody thinking?
Well, that's all true, but...
It would appear that she does have a pretty nice rack... (-;
Let the hatemail commence! That's half the reason I posted it anyways, just to see who's paying attention to my site prior to the blogroll cleanup. Evil of me... I know.
Hat tip to Snarky Basterd for the inspiration.
Since tomorrow is Thanksgiving, this week's babe post is glamor model Aria Giovanni teaching us how to cook yams... and showing off her own yams in the process.
Mmmm... looks scrumptious. I know at least two things I am thankful for.
Time for my favorite teams to go up against one another in an unbridled test of stamina and their passion for the game.
I love football!
I've been a little busy of late, so this week instead of a seperate babe post and music video I'll kill two birds with one stone.
Sexy Korean chicks dancing around to a catchy pop tune? What's not to like?
Something a little different for this week's babe post. A cooking lesson from a glamor model via Hollywood Tuna.
I'd watch cooking shows all day long if they featured chicks like this.
This week's featured babe is model Kelly Brook.
I don't know much about Kelly, so I'll just let the pictures do the talking.
These photo's are each worth a thousand words at least don't you think?
I almost forgot to post a babe this weekend! Time is short, so here's the first one I ran across over at Hollywood Tuna, bikini babe extraordinaire Denise Milani:
Yeah... That'll do nicely.
UPDATE: Commenter Tony thinks Denise has had "artificial enhancements", but I found an ABSOLUTELY STUNNING PHOTO of her posing in a tank top (without a bra), and it looks like she's all natural to me fellas.
This weekend's featured babe is a classic, former supermodel Kathy Ireland.
Kathy Ireland was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated in 1984 and quickly became one of the top models of the 80's and 90's.
Time to add a little diversity to my babes section, so here's the lovely Gabrielle Union.
The 37 year old actress / singer / model is best known for roles in movies such as Bad Boys II and Bring It On, but she only came to my attention via longtime blog pal Wyatt Earp and his terrible puns.
Let's face it... every red blooded man who watched those undercover ACORN videos was probably thinking the same thing I was:
"OMFG! I wanna see more of that hottie in the miniskirt!"
Seeing a need that wasn't being served, I decided to capture some stills from various video clips and assemble this little Hannah Giles photo gallery... for the greater good of course.
I'm going with something different for this week's babe post, a cosplay babe.
Cosplay is a hobby of sorts, where people create costumes inspired by comic books or movies, usually Japanese stuff. Whatever it is I'm digging it, at least when they start with a pretty hot chick as a base for their "character".
I have absolutely no idea who this chick is supposed to be, but she's pretty tasty, so who cares?
Hat tip to Aardvarks for the inspiration.
Hat tip to Wyatt Earp for pointing out this bit of loveliness. You're an oak Wyatt.
Another weekend, another babe post here at Woody's Place, and this week's babe is UK singer Cheryl Tweedy.
Evidently Cheryl's in some pop band called Girls Aloud and her real last name is Cole, and she's still dating some loser who cheated on her (WTF?), and blah blah blah... just click through for the rest of the pictures.
I almost forgot to do my weekly babe post! Fortunately I had lovely actress Kate Hudson there to bail me out at the last minute.
Kate inherited much of her beauty from her mother, actress Goldie Hawn, but she's also got a certain something all her own that's hard to pin down...
I have no idea who this chick is, but It's been a busy weekend and I always do a babe post on the weekends, so this is all you get.
Any complaints? No, I didn't think so.
This week's babe is the lovely Wisconsin born actress Heather Graham.
The thirty eight year old blonde bombshell is most notable (in my opinion) for her truly enourmous blue eyes.
I try not to repeat myself too much on this blog, but Monica Bellucci's charms proved too hard to resist, so here she is again, featured in my Babes section.
The ravishing forty four year old (yes, you read that right, forty four) is probably most famous for her role as temptress Persephone in the Matrix films.
Gotta love that translucent dress!
Cuban born, New Jersey raised Vida Guerra is this week's babe.
A former bank loan officer, Vida took a chance and replied to an FHM magazine casting call for "the girl next door" and she's been laughing all the way back to the bank ever since.
We're going to go a little classier for this week's babe, with actress Julia Stiles.
Julia is probably most famous (with dudes anyways) for her role as CIA operative Nicky Parsons in the Bourne Identity movies.
I loved her look in that film. Super cute and sexy at the same time.
Farrah Fawcett was an icon, something very few people can claim. She's also one of the first babes I ever took notice of. I can still remember back when I was eight years old that I REALLY liked watching those pretty ladies on "Charlie's Angels", I just didn't know WHY I liked it.
This week's entry into the Babes gallery is Megan Fox, star of the upcoming movie "Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen".
The 23 year old beauty hails from Rockwood Tennessee, which is ironic, considering what she said when asked what she'd do if a real life evil Transformer robot showed up, intent on destroying the planet:
"I’d barter with him, and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
People like the good folks of Rockwood Tennessee perhaps?
At the time I thought I'd ban her from my babes section for that kind of attitude, but I've reconsidered. As if anybody really cares what she thinks? Just stand there and smile darling. You're doing great!
My co-worker Aaron also lobbied on her behalf each week, so she owes him one I suppose.
Hot Air points out that this is, after all, the typical liberal approach to any conflict, when threatened always negotiate, never fight back.
Check out this great video of a capitalist selling deluxe hugs for $2 each versus some commie douchebag trying to give away free hugs.
It's absolutely hilarious to see how ticked off the hippie got over this.
While I totally dig the free-market deluxe hugs concept, there are some times when I do prefer free hugs. Such as whenever this lovely young lady happens to be around:
She's very persuasive. Hard to resist, really.
I usually post a babe and a music clip every Friday, just to get the weekend started with something fun. This week I'm taking care of both with one post. A catchy pop tune sung by a hot chick with a music video that looks like it was shot at the Playboy mansion.
What's not to like?
UPDATE: Embedding is blocked, so you'll have to click through to YouTube to see the video. I'd say it's worth the trip though.
UPDATE: I added a few sexy pictures of Katy just for the heck of it.
This week's babe is all woman, actress Catherine Bell.
Actress Rose McGowan is certainly a worthy addition to the babes section of my blog, don't you agree?
McGowan is most famous for her role on the TV series "Charmed", and for appearing as an amputee sporting a machine gun prosthetic leg in Tarrantino's "Grindhouse" feature.
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