My favorite band is Depeche Mode, and during their heyday they released an album called "Music For The Masses". The cover art, designed by Martyn Atkins, featured orange loudspeakers broadcasting the band's music from various locales:

The art for the accompanying singles "Strangelove" and "Never Let Me Down Again" also featured the speakers, but with the catalog numbers (BONG13 and BONG14) stenciled along the rim of the speaker:

I'm not really sure what the BONG thing means, some inside joke I'm sure, but they've been using it on all their singles since the very beginning. These iconic loudspeakers were also present in all the music videos for this album and hanging from atop the stage during the tour that summer.
Fast forward twenty years and now I'm a grown man converting my basement into a man cave and looking for some decorations to put in my game room.
Hey! Wouldn't it be cool to have one of those BONG PA speakers hanging up in here?
My uncle Jimbo just happens to be a fantastic artist, so once he agreed to help me I knew it was a done deal.
MAKING THE BONG:
First I found an old horn style loudpseaker on Ebay. It was a little dinged up, but that only made it look more authentic, like it had been on tour with the band or something.

At Jimbo's direction I sanded it smooth and primed it, then we spray-painted it orange. Jimbo's mad art skillz allowed him to created a stencil template in CorelDraw that was perfectly adjusted for the curvature of the horn.

Jimbo removed the stencil and touched up the lettering, then we applied a coat of satin clearcoat for protection.

Once the BONG was finished I designed a bracket to hang it in the corner up near the ceiling, and had a local hitch shop fabricate it for me. I mounted the bracket into the masonry with lag bolts, attached the speaker and viola, instant Depeche Mode shrine!

It's one of the coolest things I own. Thanks Jimbo!
The speaker is still functional and one of these days I'm going to rig up some sound effect or music clip to play from that thing when I press a little hidden button. Perhaps an air raid siren at high volume? A short clip from the BONG 13 single "Strangelove"? Maybe a really obscene fart sound? The possibilities are endless...

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